Dear co-worker sitting next to me,
Pls not to be a nose breather. I'm trying to concentrate and it's near-impossible with you doing your wheezy thing just next door.
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Dear person-who-keeps-calling-to-check-that-I've-received-your-mails,
Yes, I have received your mail. Yes, I am presently doing what you asked. You only sent that mail a minute ago, I have had just enough time to see the inbox notification pop up and I am working on it.
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Dear business-analyst-who-never-reads-his-emails-properly,
READ THE FRICKING EMAIL I SENT YOU. I have not only put the details you asked for in there, but have also laid out the process by which we're going to get this authorised. And this isn't the first time you asked me something I've already answered.
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Why is the world full of oblivious people? They're not even stupid - they're just insensate. Crusted-over to the fact that they inhabit the world with other people. Inured to the possibility that the universe doesn't exist to babysit them.
ARGH.
Pls not to be a nose breather. I'm trying to concentrate and it's near-impossible with you doing your wheezy thing just next door.
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Dear person-who-keeps-calling-to-check-that-I've-received-your-mails,
Yes, I have received your mail. Yes, I am presently doing what you asked. You only sent that mail a minute ago, I have had just enough time to see the inbox notification pop up and I am working on it.
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Dear business-analyst-who-never-reads-his-emails-properly,
READ THE FRICKING EMAIL I SENT YOU. I have not only put the details you asked for in there, but have also laid out the process by which we're going to get this authorised. And this isn't the first time you asked me something I've already answered.
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Why is the world full of oblivious people? They're not even stupid - they're just insensate. Crusted-over to the fact that they inhabit the world with other people. Inured to the possibility that the universe doesn't exist to babysit them.
ARGH.