Things Christians Like: The Sport God Loves The Most
I was grinning after the introduction ("When you're a sports fan, you'll often find yourself praying that your team does well–even if you’re not a person of faith. Sometimes God doesn't answer. Hockey fans, it's not because He doesn't like your team. It's because He doesn't like your sport and ignores all your prayers, no matter which team you support.") but nearly choked on my coffee when I got to #7:
I was grinning after the introduction ("When you're a sports fan, you'll often find yourself praying that your team does well–even if you’re not a person of faith. Sometimes God doesn't answer. Hockey fans, it's not because He doesn't like your team. It's because He doesn't like your sport and ignores all your prayers, no matter which team you support.") but nearly choked on my coffee when I got to #7:
7) There are 11 players on a soccer team. Jesus had 11 people on his team. Judas doesn't count as he got himself a red card.I think I need more humour of this kind in my life.