oh yeah, it's a monday all right

Sel's Three Observations of Sydney Morning Traffic

P-platers are either nervous, slow drivers, or speed demons who zip in and out of traffic. The type of driver they are is dependant on whether you want to get somewhere (slow driver in front of you) or not (speedy gonzales behind you).

The ability of a driver in close traffic is inversely proportional to the size of their vehicle multipled by the light reflectivity of their car. Shiny 4WDrivers cannot drive for shit. See also: 4WD addendum.

There may be a Toyota Kluger V6 driver who can actually drive competently, but I haven't met them yet.

4WD addendum: The driving capability of a 4WDriver is proportional to the number of times their vehicle has gone off-road. (Where lawns, nature strips and accidentally driving up the kerb don't count.)

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Monday Morning Madness

First three people to respond to this post will get a ficlet to their specifications up to 500 words.

Caveat:
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(also: if you got a ficlet in the last request round - 'walks into a bar' - then you don't get to ask this time - that's bethsoprano, gaffsie, and tieleen)