Gee I hate writing ultimatums.
"Dear American programmers,
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY SYSTEM! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! I BUILT IT FROM SCRATCH AND IT'S MY BABY!
no love,
S."
"Dear American programmers,
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY SYSTEM! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! I BUILT IT FROM SCRATCH AND IT'S MY BABY!
no love,
S."