So, I got the
sticksandsnark entry done.
It was pushing water uphill towards the end, but I think it kind of (sort of) works.
Beta?
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This is the fic!
Teyla and Caldwell are stuck. Stuckity, stuck, stuck, stuck. Issues unresolved and differences unresolvable. I think she's going to have to just walk away from it right now, because he's not listening and she can't conceive having done differently. John is trying to find a way to explain to the Daedelus' Chief that the pallet of nailpolish is not actually for him. Laura is baiting Rodney and he's going to get, if not a lump of coal, then certainly something reasonably non-birthdayish for his next birthday, and either John or Teyla is about to die. I think it's going to be John, because I feel like whumping the man.
Back on Earth, Ronon is asking John about getting to second base, and Elizabeth's about to say 'yes' to Jack. Somewhere else, Ronon is seducing Elizabeth - again. Don't ask about John, Teyla, the manacles, and the whip. Really.
And I want to draw John, Teyla, Ronon, Rodney, Elizabeth, and Carson as Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore, Kanga, and Rabbit respectively. Alas, like a drunk, my enthusiasm far outstrips my skill to actually perform the deed.
greenconverses, if you dare laugh, I shall disown you!
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It was pushing water uphill towards the end, but I think it kind of (sort of) works.
Beta?
--
This is the fic!
Teyla and Caldwell are stuck. Stuckity, stuck, stuck, stuck. Issues unresolved and differences unresolvable. I think she's going to have to just walk away from it right now, because he's not listening and she can't conceive having done differently. John is trying to find a way to explain to the Daedelus' Chief that the pallet of nailpolish is not actually for him. Laura is baiting Rodney and he's going to get, if not a lump of coal, then certainly something reasonably non-birthdayish for his next birthday, and either John or Teyla is about to die. I think it's going to be John, because I feel like whumping the man.
Back on Earth, Ronon is asking John about getting to second base, and Elizabeth's about to say 'yes' to Jack. Somewhere else, Ronon is seducing Elizabeth - again. Don't ask about John, Teyla, the manacles, and the whip. Really.
And I want to draw John, Teyla, Ronon, Rodney, Elizabeth, and Carson as Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore, Kanga, and Rabbit respectively. Alas, like a drunk, my enthusiasm far outstrips my skill to actually perform the deed.
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I would offer to babysit the bunnies for a while, but they might breed and mutate with my bunnies, and then there'd be another catastrophe. Especially with Titanic!SGA and Meredith the Minstrel running about now.
*tries not to do anything that will earn disownment*