the nature of spoiler culture is actually to spoil the enjoyment of the experience through anxiety

[tielan]

Spoiler paranoia is ruining pop culture.
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36 hours and I hope to be done. The only way that I won't be is pretty much if they flip it all around; which...I really can't see them doing. (Just imagine the fanbois screaming. Just imagine the fangirls of all the guys screaming. JUST IMAGINE THE SCREAMING.) But yeah, they have one chance to turn this fan around and...ahahahaha...no. The chances of it happening are pretty much 0.00000005%.

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[kore]

Aww. Yeah, I can see that, I'm sorry if it really didn't help.

[tielan]

It's the long-running fannish exhaustion of "but Maria appears in this!"

Frankly, I'd rather she died meaningfully and significantly saving the world in Endgame.

[kore]

I will settle for Maria punching Thanos!

[tielan]

But even that isn't going to happen. As in, not in a million years would she ever be given even that much agency in fandom (outside of my stories), let alone the movies.

[tielan]

Which is to say, be excited, by all means! I'm just unable to enthuse with you.