when did it become May?

[tielan]

So very not ready to go into FFA about Endgame. Or, you know, go into FFA at all. But particularly about Endgame.

I feel like I desperately need a hot shower. And a cold beer. And a fanfic that someone else wrote about Maria saving the world.

Then, this morning, my brain presented me with a post-Endgame epic about how they (oh, let's be real, it's about how the women of the MCU) get Natasha back. And face Hela. Technically, they find themselves facing Hela before they get Natasha back but, really, who's counting?

Because of course my asshole brain can't move on to writing something else. It has to pull out a fixit:

Four months after the reboot of the universe, Nick Fury dies in his sleep. And then the universe goes to Hela.

Because Hela is always Hela-fun. (Oh lordy, the puns that can be made.)

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I gotta say, even reading the fixits is mildly traumatising, if ony because they highlight just how clunkily Endgame was done from a character standpoint.

Anyway, if someone writes a fixit with Maria front-and-centre, let me know, m'kay? (Someone other than me obvs.)

I'm kind of bummed that bible study doesn't start for another week, even if it does mean I get writing time tonight.