fic: Fragility - R [John/Teyla]

TITLE: Fragility
SUMMARY: He touches her as though she's fragile.
CATEGORY: vignette, challenge
RATING: R
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, etc.
NOTES: Written for the Porn Battle V - I was going to write a lot more ficlets, but simply lacked the time. I forgot that it's ending in another 6 hours. Prompt is John/Teyla, touch.

( Fragility )

The First Rule Of Fandom

The First Rule Of Fandom

We are fandom. Earth logic need not apply.

The Sanity Corollary to the First Rule:

If you apply Earth logic to anything in fandom, do not expect sanity in return.

fic: Promises To Keep, PG-13 [Ronon/Keller]

TITLE: Promises To Keep
SUMMARY: Ronon keeps his promises.
PAIRING: Ronon/Keller
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, etc.
NOTES: "PG-13? For the Porn Battle? What??" This is an extremely un-porn-y entry for the Porn Battle. The muse just didn't want to write them at it, she was more interested in the process of them working things out, and at 3am (the time when I posted this), I wasn't in the mood to argue.

( ...and only inches to go before we sleep (together) )

hmmm

kismatt knows one of allisnow's passwords.

Clearly they are teh Ghey.

Why have you not come out with it and trusted us, girls? Can't you feel the bitter, burning hurt that we feel at your refusal to trust us with this deep, terrible secret? What about poor, suffering sjhw_tolerance left on the outside looking in and wishing desperately for a threesome?

Don't you care about your fans friends???

This post was brought to you by the letters O, M, and G, and the number 42.

ps. It's Alli Snow! *squeals*