that small shiny thing in the far-distant sky? that is THE POINT...

...and you, sirrah, have just missed it.

( airlock alpha and the egregious error )

can't breathe, laughing too hard

That is what you get for reading Smart Bitches, Trashy Books' caption that cover contest entries during lunch.

Thankfully, everyone else has gone to lunch and the few people left in the office are not noticing the way my shoulders are shaking...

And the winners are...