eh, false novels

Shitposting the whatevereth.

Seeing as I'm not actually managing to write novels (but everyone else around me seems to be completing them at crazy rates), toss me characters/pairing, a genre, and maybe an idea, and I'll write you the blurb for a novel about them.

Yes, I am still doing the character/question meme but Moana and Ziva are being obstreperous in a teenaged and exasperated pop culture immigrant way respectively. It's...entertaining, but high-energy to moderate.

(100 words, ladies. 100 words only! So Saith The Writer.)

links Monday: the social justice sheep edition

A Broadway name can still experience racism.

The Women's March: this is what we do next.

The 'No' Test: A Pre-Committment Check For Abusive Behaviours.