not the only one, but it damn sure feels like it

[tielan]

I feel like running an MCU: Civil War remix.

The requirement: write a fic that remixes Civil War.

I mean, I know most people wouldn't bother including Maria in it (who?), but damn, I'd like to see what other people come up with that includes more than just the big characters from the movies.

(Also: the first person to tell me "but Natasha has a great part, so don't get angry that Maria's not in it" will get "but Australia has great health care, so don't get angry that America's health care sucks!")