crackfic like whoa

Whoever thought of this challenge should be shot. My muse is OD-ing on the crack and will not let me write anything else! *headdesk*

TITLE: To Serve A Queen
PAIRING: Elizabeth Weir/Ronan Dex
RATING: R
NOTES: The Realm of the Blood is not mine, it's Anne Bishop's. I shouldn't have to tell you that the Atlantis characters aren't mine, either. This story is now finished: 1st Dec, 2005.

TITLE: The Pinocchio Syndrome
PAIRING: Sheppard/Teyla
RATING: PG-13
NOTES: Oh. My. God. I wrote this in the last three hours in terror that the challenge would end before I got it done. No time so no beta, so sorry! The Quandem project is not my idea, but I really like it. And I don't think it's quite trashily romantic enough, but what the hey, I wrote it for this, so you're getting it!

TITLE: Risk of the Heart
PAIRING: Elizabeth Weir/Ronan Dex
NOTES: "Father, forgive me, for I have written Ronan/Weir..." *g*

TITLE: Hunter in a Deerfringe Skirt
PAIRING: John Sheppard/Teyla Emmagen
NOTES: I wanted it to be longer, but this was all that would allow itself to be written!

TITLE: Though Duty Keep Us Parted
SUMMARY: A thrilling saga of forbidden love and unspeakable yearning set in the far-flung Pegasus galaxy against a backdrop of interplantary war!
PAIRING: Sheppard/Weir
RATING: PG-13
NOTES: *dies laughing* It's more of a blurb than a story, but I hope you enjoy!

I can't believe I put five entries into the sga_flashfic 'Harlequin' challenge.

( musings )

Anyway, crackfic. Mad, bad, and very very sad crackfic.