potluck failure

I was going to write something for Potluck, the way I try to do for these Carnivals every year. Once again, I haven't managed anything.

Or, rather, I have a lot of stuff, but no feeling that any of it has any significance to anyone but me. It's just a bunch of childhood memories of food and family and cooking.

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Anyone want a Hello Kitty Chandelier? (With tentacles!!!)

In a more snarky vein: The Nice Pregnant Lady's Guide To Not Offending Polite Society.

And another SBTB caption contest: This is the flaming ass your man's flaming ass could look like...