Masterpost
As a general rule, they're probably not going to be romantic. And there's going to be at least one angsty one in there.
- where the river runs into your keeping: Nearly six hours later, Steve realises he’s jealous. Of a slap. Given by Maria Hill. (holding hands)
- Infirmity And Insanity: Probable concussion. The perfect moment. And the embarrassment of mementos. (cuddling)
- The Negotiator: Relationships require negotiations. Although probably not like this. (gaming / watching a movie)
- Unnoticed, Underestimated, Unpredictable: This is a different kind of date with a different kind of man. (on a date)
- Love And Other Disasters: He's kissed women before. This kiss is not like those. Maria doesn't take, but she definitely expects. And Steve discovers he likes fulfilling her expectations. (kissing)
- The Shirt End Of The Stick It occurs to Maria that her mentors have always encouraged her to break out a little – possibly because she needs no encouragement to stick to the rules. (wearing each others' clothes)
- Second Place: "So, you’re basically cosplaying cosplayers," Stark said when he heard about the mission. (cosplaying)
- Sugar And Spice: 'Play nice', Steve said, only half-joking. But Maria's not 'nice' and never has been. (shopping)
- Women Who Aren't Nice And The Men Who Love Them: "We're not nice women, you know," Peggy said. "I know, you thought I was when we met. But nice women didn't go into military intelligence back then, Steve." (hanging out with friends)
- What Happens In Vegas: Fury calls it "cultural acclimatisation with an eye to not levelling cities". Maria calls it "babysitting duty". (with animal ears)
- The More Loving One: There have been moments since that night out with Clint, Natasha and the other agents – and particularly since the night in Vegas – when Steve feels a little like Maria Hill's dirty little secret. Sleeping with a fellow S.H.I.E.L.D. agent is perfectly acceptable, but fucking an Avenger? No, Maria wouldn't do that. (Wearing kigurumis)
- Some Of Us Hover While We Weep For The Other: The prince ends up with the princess - that's how it works in all the fairytales, right? He doesn't end up with the bitch - and Maria's never been anything but the bitch. (Making out)
- Gathered Contrasts: Steve wants to draw her like this – half-dressed, working, eating – intimate and aloof, professional and sensual, focused and casual, exquisitely beautiful and utterly businesslike – all the contrasts of Maria Hill gathered into a single pose. (Eating ice cream)
- Genderswapped
- In a different clothing style
- Doing morning rituals
- Spooning
- Doing something together
- In formal wear
- Dancing
- Cooking / baking
- In battle, side by side
- Arguing
- Making up afterwards
- Gazing into each other's eyes
- Getting married
- On one of their birthdays
- Doing something ridiculous
- Doing something sweet
- Doing something hot
As a general rule, they're probably not going to be romantic. And there's going to be at least one angsty one in there.