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That's right! There's not one, but two written for me! *smooches azure_horizon* No wonder you were dropping all those loaded hints! :D

I can't read the long one right now - mad-busy-insane after the weekend and need to catch up with about 5,000 words of NaNo - it'll be my reward when I hit 5K of NaNo, but I will comment on it! And don't worry about the lack of S4 - quite okay by me!

Title: Of Three
Author: azure_horizon
Summary: He knew he didn't need their acceptance or their blessing but there was a part of him that was glad they'd given it to him.
Rating: PG-13

Title: Unerring Complexities of the Human Psyche - Part One, Part Two, Part Three
Author: azure_horizon
Summary: A smattering of rain fell on their heads and stuck their clothes to their skin. The thick mud underfoot clung to their boots and trousers and anything else unfortunate enough to come into contact with it
Rating: PG-13

One for ladyjax, and a couple over at siegeofangels' Fakeout Makeout Commentfic Fest!

Focus - John/Teyla, NC-17
No Fairytale - John/Teyla
Appetite - Teyla/Lorne

TITLE: Boundaries Marked In Oils
SUMMARY: There are always boundaries between professional men, no matter how personal the subject.
CATEGORY: angst
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, never will be, ain't got no moooooooney, and nobody knows the trouble I've seen!
ORIGINAL THREAD : found here
NOTES: Written for verstehen in the Valentine's Day Challenge: she wanted Teyla/Lorne, or Teyla/Bates with the prompt, chains of command. I've changed the name of the fic, too, because my titles tend to suck. It used to be Boundaries Marked In Oils. Changed it back again.

I wasn't actually going to post this for a few days, but the story I just posted is kinda the prequel to this one. And I thought I should have this one easily accessible.

( Boundaries Marked In Oils )

TITLE: Willing Enough
SUMMARY: Lorne finds himself faced with the interest of a local woman.
CATEGORY: Humour, vignette, UST
PAIRING: Teyla/Lorne UST
RATING: PG-13
NOTES: For purple_cube who was feeling down. Sorry it's a day late - my muse refused to co-operate.

( Willing Enough )

These were all I could manage before Valentine's Day arrived - I'll get to the others later. :)

*hugs f-list*

Title: Third Time Lucky
Pairing: Sheppard/Vala
Requestor: sjhw_tolerance, ubiquitous_girl

Title: Seeing Scarlet
Pairing: Elizabeth/Caldwell
Requestor: ubiquitous_girl
Prompt: red

Title: Remember Zion
Pairing: Teyla/Kate Heightmeyer
Requestor: lilyayl
Prompt: Babylon
Warning: rape situations

Title: Boundaries Marked In Oils
Pairing: Teyla/Lorne
Requestor: verstehen
Prompt: chains of command

Title: Just A Kiss
Pairing: John/Teyla
Requestor: teh_gandu
Prompt: kiss

TITLE: Servant of Naamah: Virgin-Price
CATEGORY: Crackfic, smutfic, crackfic, crackfic...did I mention the crackfic?
WORD COUNT: 10,800
RATING: NC-17
NOTES: Stargate Atlantis melded with the world created in Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel Trilogy (Wiki entry link here). I'm thinking of this story as my Terre d'Atlantis. If you liked 'To Serve A Queen' then this is probably right up your alley. I've used 'Marc' as Major Lorne's first name - I don't know if he's been given a name in canon, but that's the one I seem to end up using for him: a nice, solid name.

Many thanks to my betas, allisnow, ladyjax, and majorsamfan for advice, suggestions, and picking apart. It was appreciated.

I don't know what it is about sga_flashfic that gets the insanity happening, but four of my five crackfics have been prompted by their challenges. I was planning to sit this challenge out, too. Oy.

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It is said that there is no time so dangerous for a new-made adept as the fortnight before the eve of the new-made adepts' debut.

Some lessons are learned the hard way.

To the people who answered the last post: thanks. All of what you say is true, but sometimes one just needs to grumble about the universe.

On to the fic!

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TITLE: Haven't Slept In Years
SUMMARY: His men have gone for their showers; Mark Lorne would do the same, but for one, small thing...
CATEGORY: Vignette, Episode Epilogue
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: 2.17 Coup d'Etat
NOTES: Requested by verstehen: Teyla/Lorne, phrase 'haven't slept in years' - the song seems slightly twisted/odd, so I just used the title and not the song concept.

( Haven't Slept In Years )