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TITLE: Like An Act Of War
SUMMARY: John had Ford set up the appointment. He has no idea what to expect.
RATING: NC-17
CATEGORY: John/Teyla, PWP, D/s
DISCLAIMER: If they were mine, they'd never have gotten to the networks in the first place, at least not doing this kind of stuff!
NOTES: For the sga_kinkmeme Post #2, prompt "AU: John subbing blindfolded, but he doesn't know who's his domme.He just knows he'd crawl across broken glass to please her." I really suck at actually filling these prompts as they're requested. There needed to be more 'crawling across broken glass' in this, but, you know, maybe that's in the sequel? Anyway, 3,300 words later, and, um, I think I have a new AU. Incidentally, does anyone remember my very very brief foray into "Hermiod's House Of Pain? No? It was really brief. As in, 'blink and you probably missed it'. But fun. :D

( Like An Act Of War )

TITLE: How Not To Eat An Elephant
SUMMARY: In which Teyla and Vala play 'Good Cop, Bad Cop' and Cam muses on the wisdom of biting things that bite back.
RATING: PG-13
CATEGORY: action-adventure, drama, gen, friendship(-ish)
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, making no money, blah blah.
NOTES: For the femgenficathon (just squeaked in under the wire!) The title comes from the old joke: Q - How do you eat an elephant? A - One bite at a time! And, uh, yeah, anyone taking on Teyla and Vala at once would definitely be eating the elephant whole. Not recommended!

( How Not To Eat An Elephant )

FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
TITLE: Command And Conquer
SUMMARY: Teyla gets this purr in her voice when she's being domme on him. John likes it.
RATING: NC-17
CATEGORY: sex, kink
WARNINGS: explicit sex, (skip warning for possible triggers) Bloodplay, cutting.
WORD COUNT: 1,580
NOTES: For the sga_kinkmeme Round #1 - prompt John, Teyla, flechettes, and hiding/explaining the scars... I didn't fill the prompt very well; there should have been more hiding and trying to explain the scars. But it was fun to write all the same! And thank you to mahoni skieswideopen, anjak_j and sqbr for help with the warning tag!

( Command And Conquer )

The Other Man - Stargate Atlantis, John/Teyla
Porn Battle | AO3

A Fine Thing - NCIS, Tony/Ziva
Porn Battle | AO3

They're not the ones I wanted to write, but I think the ones I wanted to write required more backstory and meta than I had the time for. This is just sex. And maybe a little angst.

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And, now, after that little interlude, we're onto the final stretch for Atlantis Big Bang: 25K down, 15K minimum to go (looking more like another 25K to complete, though).

TITLE: The Good Guys
SUMMARY: They're the good guys. Don't get on their bad side.
CATEGORY: AU, team, crackerrific crossover
WORD COUNT: 5,714
RATING: PG-13
NOTES: Written for the sga_genficathon, which just went un-anon! I took some liberties with the prompt "Buyer beware" after arabel suggested: "biting off more than you can chew" as an approximation of the prompt. And then things just...uh...kinda got outta hand. (As they do with these characters.) Thank to ailelie, who was extremely helpful in beta! The quotations are from 'Murphy's Laws of War'. Interpret them as you will!

And yes, the poster is imitated from here. I tried putting Atlantis in the background, but it proved too much for my limited photoshopping skillz.

TITLE: Five Earth Things That Shocked Teyla
AUTHOR: Tielan
SUMMARY: Teyla understands how they think; that does not mean she agrees with them.
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: General Season Five spoilers.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I started this a month or two ago when I first saw the prompt over at sg_five_prompts but it didn't get finished in time. (I almost never do - ideas come, the capability to write them goes.) So when fizzyblogic started running a Teyla commentfanworks meme, I pulled it out and dusted it off.

Five Earth Things That Shocked Teyla

TITLE: Physicality
SUMMARY: Desire is about many things.
RATING: PG-13
CATEGORY: romance, fluff
DISCLAIMER: Stargate Atlantis characters belong to MGM, Sci-Fi, Gekko, and a lot of companies that make money out of them. I'd love to be making money out of them, but I'll settle for borrowing them for fanfiction.
NOTES: Three ficlets - one for each pairing.

living with the scars, mother-marks, playfulness

FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
TITLE: Feels Like Home To Me
SUMMARY: The heart of homesickness is the acknowledgement that you are far from where you belong.
RATING: PG-13
CATEGORY: angst, drama, romance
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, making no money
NOTES: Written to stuff penknife's fandom_stocking.

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TITLE: A Kingdom, Broken - Part Three
SUMMARY: Their goal was always to defeat the Wraith - or, at least, to find a way by which Pegasus could live without the shadow of the Wraith over them. But there could be no great success without an equally great price.
CATEGORY: action-adventure, drama, with a squidge of romance
RATING: PG-13
SPOILERS: Much of it occurs after Enemy At The Gates, and you will have to know what happened in Prodigal, but no major spoilers.
DISCLAIMER:
NOTES: Okay, so the writing has been a little slow lately. And long. And complicated, what with several ficathons due and massive epic plotbunnies trying to colonise my brain. Did I say the last section was part 2 of 3? AHAHAHAHA. Yeah, no. Um, sorry. Classic case of scope-creep in writing. This chapter I'm writing really is the last. Really. John is going to save the day, we'll finish the story, and everyone gets to go home with cookies. Yay, cookies!

A Kingdom, Broken
Part I | Part II

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TITLE: Evasive Actions
SUMMARY: John always hated watching others fly the mission while he was grounded.
CATEGORY: friendship, action-adventure, some hurt/comfort
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 1000
NOTES:For the picfor1000 (ie. a picture is worth a thousand words) Challenge #7 - Roy G. Biv - to this picture. I focused on the colour, not the image, although I did contemplate a BDSM fic. No porn, this time, though - perfectly kiddie safe!

( Evasive Actions )