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TITLE: Many Happy Returns
SUMMARY: Clint thinks about asking Director Fury if he usually hires the insane as his secret agents or if it's just him and Coulson. Probably not a question to ask in his first week at SHIELD.
RATING: PG-13
CATEGORY: Clint/Natasha, Clint&Coulson, Clint&Maria
NOTES: Written for the be_compromised Santa 2012 for quiet_rebel. Most likely my last Clint/Natasha-focused story. (Okay, other than the Accidental Baby Acquisition. And possibly my previous attempt at Clint/Natasha. And maybe one where Clint and Natasha conspire to get Steve and Maria together. What? WHAT? Stop looking at me like that...)

AO3 | LJ--

For my Be Compromised Secret Santa, I received In No Time by chrisfaithalin which is lovely Clint/Natasha with a smidgeon of Steve/Maria, and most particularly because it's not a story about How They Get Together so much as them being Already Together and Dealing With Issues Left Over From Loki while Interacting With Other People. And it's much more ensemble, which I really really enjoy!

Hopefully there'll be more fic in the next few days now that my brain is freed from the marvel_bang story...

FANDOM: Avengers
TITLE: Every Day, Every Day Of The Year
SUMMARY: Tony's brilliant ideas involving photoshoots, threesomes, Betty Ross, shirtlessness, and the moral decay of society through merchandising.
RATING: PG-13 for sexual innuendo liek whoa.
CATEGORY: Tony/Pepper, Tony/Pepper/Bruce, Tony/Bruce, Bruce/Betty Ross, Jane/Thor, Maria/Steve, Clint/Natasha, Maria/Tony, Darcy/Steve, Tony/Maria/Steve, Pepper/Tony/Maria, ensemble, humour, silliness, pranks, teasing, hijinks ensue, innuendo, Tony's brilliant idea, Avengers pinup calendar, my brain does this, hilarity ensues, herding cats...uh...Avengers, Pepper isn't being paid enough, Maria isn't being paid enough, cake or death, Iron Man panties, Clint as cupid, Life Model Decoys, America Needs No Shirt.
WORD COUNT: ~3800
WARNINGS: (highlight to see) None that I can think of.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, making no money, etc.
NOTES: I'd been writing this for nearly a month, and then the marvel_bang just took over my writing, and I couldn't think enough to finish this. Once the story of doom was out of the way, it was possible to get this in! Huzzah! Anyway, the summary for this was nearly "Tony comes on to nearly everyone in Avengers Tower. It's just what he does" only Tony actually doesn't come on to everyone enough to make it really accurate. This is certainly not my usual kind of fic, but it was kind of fun to write all the same!

( Every Day, Every Day Of The Year )

FANDOM: The Avengers
TITLE: All The Perfumes Of Arabia
SUMMARY: There's no forgiveness for people like them, no absolution. The ledger drips, yes; all you can do is manage the damage.
RATING: PG
NOTES: penknife asked for "Clint and Natasha, looking back on this weird series of events after the end of the movie". I hope it's okay, Pen! I think I'm seeing the attraction of this pairing now, although I doubt they're going to be my front-and-centre. And I'd ask, "Satisfied, allisnow?" But I know perfectly well she's not. :P

( All The Perfumes Of Arabia )