Yanno, I freely admit to being a bitch, having certain prejudicial opinions about fandom and fanbrats and all that.
But I'm really not liking the fandom 'players' in my preferred 'ship leanings. They're acting like teenaged twerps although I'm pretty sure some have children, and others claim to be over forty. Moral twerpitude, mayhaps?
Also, why is it that romance promptly causes a person's brain to dribble out their ears? Why can there be no stories featuring staid, sensible characters, who wouldn't make a declaration of love if their lives depended on it (and even then, perhaps only with a za'tarc machine in the wings)? The romance genre is about gushy, mushy twu wuv, but when we're talking about fanfic, it's also about keeping the twu wuv in character context.
I'm tempted - seriously tempted - to try write a fanfic for every ship and slash in the fandom featuring in character depictions of the characters. I want to be able to look at the stories I've written and the characters I've shown and be able to say, "Yep, that's the Sheppard/Weir/McKay/Teyla/Ford/Bates/Zelenka/Whoever from the show, and they're actually attracted to this other character!"
Of course, then comes the issue that I don't know if I could. I'd like to believe that I could write that many variations and keep them true to the characters on the show, but that might just be the ego speaking.
Oh yeah, and to certain persons in the fandom? Oy! You! Outta my fandom! You're making my pairing look bad!